The Theory Of Glasses And Tom Cruiseitude

So you are wondering what this title means. Well me to. You see my brother Jordan wears these aviators ALL THE TIME! That wouldnt be a big deal except he looks just like Tom Cruise from the movie Top Gun. At one point or another everybody wants to start calling him Maverick and obviously they think there Goose in that scenario. Thats fine and all but all the time people tell me how much we look alike and I thought it was just total bull crap untill a few days ago.........So what happend to cause this strange turn of events you ask? WHY a movie of course! What movie you ask? Risky Business. For those who dont know......which is almost everybody and I dont really expect my very small group of readers to be the exception. Its about this high school kid who cant score high enough on the SAT to get into his ivy leagues school choice for business because he is to stressed about doing well. Finnaly he says WTF and this leads him to throw a Kick A** party and get a high class call girl girlfriend who teaches him about real business. If You Know What I Mean ;). So what did this movie really teach me or make me realise? I do look like Jordan because we are both Tom Cruise but im Tom Cruise from Risky Business.(minus the supper hot call girl that makes the movie interesting) What do the glasses have to do with anything? WELL.....Oh I know! The classic smooth move with the wayfarers from Risky Business is my style completely.(I even wear the wayfarers) Though I dont like to run around in my underwear singing and sliding.(I do it naked of course!)

Gotta Love That American Dream! Cause In Our Own Way We Are All Tom Cruise...... Im jokeing cause if we were all Tom Cruise then who would star in the bad movies? This is the NOT naked, girlfriendless, and some how sane Tom Cruise saying WHAT THE F***!?